your alphabet biatch!
A: If you could be any ANIMAL in the ocean, what would you be?
A dolphin or an orca. Because I want to be pretty.
B: Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
Bras. Super sexy ones.
C: How many COUNTRIES have you been to?
One. Isn't that pathetic?
D: What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND?
I think it is Pirates of the Carribean, but I am basing that on memories nearly 23 years past.
E: Do you believe in ESP?
Yes. And I most recently dreamed that I went through a 5.4 earthquake. So get under your desk and stay there.
F: Have you ever FAKED listening to your friend talk?
I think I have ADD really bad. I don't ever mean to but sometimes I am distracted. I love my friends and want to listen, I really do.
G: Have you ever fired a real GUN?
Yes. Lots of guns.
H: Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG Ten" means?
I feel like I should. But I don't.
I: Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or GUILTY?
Both. I love him and feel so bad for the direction his life has gone. He never had a childhood and I think he is trying to have one, even though no one is capable of understanding that.
J: Do you wear JEWELRY?
Yes. Two bracelets, ear rings and a necklace! I am all girl.
K: Have you ever KILLED an animal?
No. Never. Oh wait. I forgot about fishing. I hate the idea. I will probably never fish again. But I guess I have killed an animal. Yuck.
L: What was the LAST thing you mailed?
My ten year high school reunion RSVP.
M: Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
Kermie.
N: Have you ever been to a NUDIE bar?
A lot. More than the average girl, but less than a dancer.
O: Can you change your own oil?
I am sure I could. I don't want to though.
P: Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
Yes. The Three Bears.
Q: Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
Nope.
R: Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
Yes. I have owned horses and I used to compete in gymkanas. Do you know what a gymkana is?
S: Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
I am on two soccer teams.
T: Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's taxes?
Does the rest of the world know that there is a county tax in Portland? And they don't take money out of your check for it, so you have to pay at the end of the year. I paid out more to the county than I got in refunds from federal and state.
U: Do you own an UMBRELLA?
Yes. It has puppies and kittens on it.
V: Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
Do I breathe?
W: What's your ideal WEATHER forecast?
All sun, 80-90 degrees with ice cold beers in reach and shade to protect my oh so delicate skin.
X: What was your last X-RAY u had taken?
At the dentist. I hate them and feel like they are stealing my soul. With all this soul stealing it is a wonder that I have one left. Or do I?
Y: Do you own a YELLOW shirt?
I just got rid of it last Sunday. I wore it on my old soccer team, the Lemondrops.
Z: how many ZIP/area codes have you lived in?
That sounds like math and I don't feel like math right now.
A dolphin or an orca. Because I want to be pretty.
B: Other than food, what is the last thing you BOUGHT for yourself?
Bras. Super sexy ones.
C: How many COUNTRIES have you been to?
One. Isn't that pathetic?
D: What is your favorite ride at DISNEYLAND?
I think it is Pirates of the Carribean, but I am basing that on memories nearly 23 years past.
E: Do you believe in ESP?
Yes. And I most recently dreamed that I went through a 5.4 earthquake. So get under your desk and stay there.
F: Have you ever FAKED listening to your friend talk?
I think I have ADD really bad. I don't ever mean to but sometimes I am distracted. I love my friends and want to listen, I really do.
G: Have you ever fired a real GUN?
Yes. Lots of guns.
H: Regarding surfing, do you know what the term "HANG Ten" means?
I feel like I should. But I don't.
I: Is Michael Jackson INNOCENT or GUILTY?
Both. I love him and feel so bad for the direction his life has gone. He never had a childhood and I think he is trying to have one, even though no one is capable of understanding that.
J: Do you wear JEWELRY?
Yes. Two bracelets, ear rings and a necklace! I am all girl.
K: Have you ever KILLED an animal?
No. Never. Oh wait. I forgot about fishing. I hate the idea. I will probably never fish again. But I guess I have killed an animal. Yuck.
L: What was the LAST thing you mailed?
My ten year high school reunion RSVP.
M: Who is your favorite MUPPET character?
Kermie.
N: Have you ever been to a NUDIE bar?
A lot. More than the average girl, but less than a dancer.
O: Can you change your own oil?
I am sure I could. I don't want to though.
P: Did you attend PRESCHOOL?
Yes. The Three Bears.
Q: Do you know what a QUAHOG is?
Nope.
R: Have you ever RIDDEN a horse?
Yes. I have owned horses and I used to compete in gymkanas. Do you know what a gymkana is?
S: Have you played any organized SPORTS in your life?
I am on two soccer teams.
T: Do you owe or are you getting money back from last year's taxes?
Does the rest of the world know that there is a county tax in Portland? And they don't take money out of your check for it, so you have to pay at the end of the year. I paid out more to the county than I got in refunds from federal and state.
U: Do you own an UMBRELLA?
Yes. It has puppies and kittens on it.
V: Do you exercise your right to VOTE?
Do I breathe?
W: What's your ideal WEATHER forecast?
All sun, 80-90 degrees with ice cold beers in reach and shade to protect my oh so delicate skin.
X: What was your last X-RAY u had taken?
At the dentist. I hate them and feel like they are stealing my soul. With all this soul stealing it is a wonder that I have one left. Or do I?
Y: Do you own a YELLOW shirt?
I just got rid of it last Sunday. I wore it on my old soccer team, the Lemondrops.
Z: how many ZIP/area codes have you lived in?
That sounds like math and I don't feel like math right now.
posted by geeekgirl at 9:03 PM
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