friday confessional
When I was a teenager I worked at a hotel as a maid with all of my girlfriends. And let me tell you, no one should be allowed to have that much fun.
I may or may not have been involved in one or more of the following debaucheries:
And you thought being a hotel maid was boring!
I may or may not have been involved in one or more of the following debaucheries:
- Watching TV instead of cleaning rooms
- Laying poolside before clocking out
- Letting our skater friends come and swim in the pool which always led to jumping off of the roof to get more "air"
- Showing up to work, clocking in, then leaving to get breakfast
- Eating food and drinking booze from occupied rooms
- Snorting lines of coke
- Clocking friends in on their days off
- Using curtain rods to "jimmy" sodas from the soda machine
- Spraying Windex in the soda machine, triggering it to regurgitate all of its monetary contents
- Stealing blankets, towels, soap and toilet paper, oh my!
And you thought being a hotel maid was boring!
posted by geeekgirl at 3:55 PM
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