don't know what to say? 401k!
I work at the help desk and talk to real estate agents all day regarding their computer problems. Yesterday I was on the phone with an agent helping her setup an email account through Outlook. As I was walking her through setting up the account our HR lady came around to pass out our paychecks. I recently got a raise and was excited to see how much my 401k contribution was. So I opened the envelope and as I was reading the pay stub, with the agent patiently waiting for the next command, I said "401k". The agent was confused and said "excuse me?" I had no idea what to say, or why that came out of my mouth.