+ confessions of a red-headed stepchild: real estate midgets

Friday, January 13, 2006

real estate midgets

I can go to the mall and not buy a single fucking thing, but the minute an infomercial comes on I feel the burning desire to simplify my life with single purpose kitchen utensils and become instantly rich with odd ball investment strategies.

Have you seen these real estate midgets? They are going to be in your area soon and you can learn how to invest nothing and make over 30k in less than 3 months. Turn and burn baby. I love the real estate midgets and I finally found their website only to realize that one of them died. Lame.

I am not sure if I should feel bad calling them real estate midgets. I never know what is politically correct and I by no means want to discriminate or hurt anyone's feelings, but the fact that they show up number 1 on google when I type in those words leads me to believe they thought I might refer to them as that. So I think they would have been okay with it.

Did you know if you type in gogole.com it redirects you to google.com? That is sweet. Sweet is my new favorite word. I am sick of it already so I can't imagine how the people who have to hangout with me feel.